Today has been "one of those days" (gross cliche, I know) and when late afternoon struck, I found myself needing some extra inspiration. Naturally, I turned to the jam. The iPhone offers an app called "Group Me" which allows you to text multiple people at one time. Obviously, we have each downloaded this app so we can text each other at the same time.
I took a quick break today, to go outside and step away from the computer. While doing so, I sent a Group Me text to the jam saying "Left the office for a few to take a walk. Need motivation. Whatchya guys got?" Here were the responses. All one after the other, lasting about 10 minutes:
Dock: Trip to Baltimore on Friday to see rents
Bub: Be happy you're employed, things could be a lot worse
Bub: You get to go to the beach to see your brother in a month
Bub: You're in the south
Bub: You're prettier than 92% of all people
Dock: Smart, great family, ability to read and write
Bub: No birth defects
Dock: College degree, look good in blue, learning to whistle
Bub: Your dad tells really witty and humorous jokes
Dizz: Not married to a leprechaun
Dock: And his children inherited his sense of humor AND his bike riding posture
Note: Watching Dock ride a bike may be the best thing ever
Dock: Your bother is an intermediate horseback rider
Bub: You don't have fat people ankles
Dock: You can tell directions with your fore finger and thumb
Dizz: It's almost happy hour
Welcome to the jam...
